MY DOG STOLE A HOT DOG AT THE BALLGAME—BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING MAD, THE CROWD DID SOMETHING I NEVER EXPECTED
MY DAUGHTER INSISTED ON TAKING A PICTURE WITH “THE HEROES”—BUT THEN SHE WHISPERED SOMETHING I DIDN’T EXPECT
I WANTED TO TAKE A PIC BY THE “DANGEROUS” SIGN—BUT THE PARK RANGER’S FACE SAID SOMETHING WASN’T RIGHT ABOUT IT
